Hi. My name is xavier.

I make videos. And spirals. And maybe a grilled cheese if I’m feeling brave.


How To clean your room (coming soon)

I finally decided to clean my room.

📦 Room Inventory

  • 1 Fidget Spinner (Found)

  • 3 Trash Bags (Emotional and Literal)

  • 1 Sock Puppet (Retired, but present)

🧾 About

This site was created in a moment of clarity between two emotional breakdowns.

I make content that feels like a VHS tape recorded during a personal crisis but edited with care. Some of it is funny. Some of it is sad. Most of it lives in the space between.

You’ll find fake tutorials, real feelings, sock puppets, and grilled cheese. But mostly, you’ll find someone trying to figure himself out in public.

If you're still here, thanks. That's pretty cool of you.

❓ FAQ

Q: Are you okay?
A: Define "okay." And then let me Google it real quick.

Q: Why 4:3 aspect ratio?
A: Because widescreen is a lie. I don’t need that much room to spiral.

Q: Is the sock puppet real?
A: Emotionally? Yes. Legally? I’ve been advised not to answer that.

Q: What editing software do you use?
A: Mostly regret. Sometimes Premiere.

Q: Do you ever finish projects?
A: Yes. This FAQ, for example. Nailed it.