Unfrosted (2024)
★
This review may contain spoilers.
this was not good, usually when I watch a movie I like to think about the positives and do kind of like a compliment sandwich, while providing constructive criticism but this one is so boring that I have no constructive criticism just like maybe you shouldn't have made a film about pop tarts?
the one thing I liked was the set design team did a pretty good job, so hats off to that entire team, because the entire time I was watching I was looking in the background to see the cool things in the background.
the editing doesn't have consistency it moves way to quick right at the beginning flying by and then grinds to a holt at 50 mins and it feels like you are watching it for like 2 hours, the story is boring and not interesting, the dialogue was boring and doesn't do anything cool build to any points or anything, the lighting is like it was shot on a soundstage, there is some fog but even that seemed to be a little overblown in the light, there are a couple of dolly shots that are decent but overall the cinematography is reverse shot over and over and over, the cool mascot riot was cool but so poorly realized that we had not stakes emotional investment or anything else, the b-plot for the movie and c plot for the movie is so boring, so yeah. not funny. didn't laugh. DK Chunk's dead.
notes below
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- I like how he walked Infront of the text, it was nice.
- I like the set decoration.
- the pacing feels weird, like it's too too quick.
- wow it feels so quick, so fast in editing.
- Jerry Seinfeld has had one tone this entire time.
- the licenses music is off, like they aren't inspired choices.
- the movie feels like it's making fun of something that it doesn't understand.
- also was that a will do it live joke in 2023?
- the set decor looks really good actually probably one of my favorite things about the movie.
- the framing of the camera feels almost close and far away, there is like no room in the frame for the comedians to do comedy things.
- I do like the colors in the film, not the outfits they are too loud, but the actual color palette
- man there are a lot of well known comedians but they just aren't that funny in this film.
- the dolly shots are cool
- now that we have hit 50 mins, it has become so slow, everything has halt.
- omg it feels like it's been hours lol and it's only been like 5 mins. since the last note.
- the pacing has screeched to utter holt, liked the beginning where it was so quick I wasn't feeling it.
- hey they sold a bunch of pop tarts.
- the product placement is insane.
- also i forgot we were telling a story.
